How to Glow in the Dark

How to Glow in the Dark

The biggest surprises you'll encounter on your book publishing journey

From when and how you get money to who's really gonna buy your book, here's a list of the things that make authors most commonly go "WTF." Most of these surprises are bad.

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Anna Sproul-Latimer
May 18, 2020
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Sixteen years ago, I heard a drunk man give a toast that a. still haunts me and b. contains some applicable wisdom for book publishing.

The man was toasting his goddaughter at her 21st birthday party. “Life—is like—life is like a bubble in a glass of champagne,” he said, looking back and forth from the birthday girl to the sloshing metaphor in his hand.…

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