What to include in your query if you want an agent to pass on your project while inwardly longing for death

A pet peeve post brought to you by my grouchy post-vacation Monday morning attitude

I do not want you to think I think you suck!!

This is part 1: the Agent Lists Her Gripes post. However, even at my current Monday morning grouch level, which is significant, I don’t want you to think I’m sitting here thinking “ugh, YOU WRITER PEOPLE.” I know we agents really try it with writers sometimes, too.

In addition to this 3-part series, maybe som…